Being an extraterrestrial isn't all fun and games. On the plus side, there's abduction and probing, but that usually leads to chafing... Then, you're lucky if you rack up enough vacation time to sightsee on Earth, if you can afford it; have you seen ticket prices lately? And that's just the beginning. Everyone always wants to battle, unemployment's on the rise, buses are crowded, the apocalypse is running late, a decent cup of tea is nowhere to be found, and there's real proof that since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Here's the deal, take on the role of a disgruntled citizen in a world not unlike our own. Work hard to make a living, and you still won't be able to afford nice things like that rocket launcher you've been eyeing for some time. Play hard, too. Maybe a little fishing, cave exploring, some gambling, pass out drunk on the floor in a bar, or in a government building if you're into politics.